We all have weird ways people find our blogs, right? And isn’t it kind of a
write rite of (blogging) passage that we have to talk about them at some point?
Surprisingly, Clan of the Cave Bear tops the list. I say surprisingly, since it hasn’t even been a week since that post went up. Also, many terms related to Flowers in the Attic, the Dollangangers in general (petals wind cathy chris bed hear us, step mother seduce his litler nice [?!], VC Andrews Sucks) and zombie sex, so I guess that Trashy Tuesdays are more popular than I thought they’d be.
George Weasley’s Ear is also popular, in several different incarnations. My favourite was George Weasley’s Angel Ear. Not sure what that means, but it makes me giggle. Also included here are other things I’ve never talked about: George Weasley’s Son, George Weasley Love Story, George Weasley Wiki and Magic Weasleys.
I’m a big fan of unicorn shark (Meg, draw this for me? I think I need one!) and anything remotely related to Doctor Who (Christopher Eccleston, Rose Sucks and New Paradigm Daleks). I feel kind of bad for Sad Blonde Girl Webcam, though.
Most of the terms, I can easily figure out how they ended up here, but a lot still leave me scratching my head. Step Brother Quotes is a good example. I don’t think I’ve ever talked about my siblings or that movie? Coincidentally, the day someone found my blog using this query, we found our copy of Step Brothers…which has been missing since two moves ago! Maybe google is magic.
I don’t think I’ve ever said this before, but my new mantra has to be “I don’t stop when I’m tired, I stop when I’m done.” Thanks, random googler!
Oh, and the people who use private search kind of suck. Jerks.
This is another one that I can’t figure out and I don’t even want to type it out. It’s weird, gross, and has nothing to do with anything I’ve ever posted at all. Warning to not click unless you have brain bleach handy.
Ps. Heather – don’t hate me, but two people found me by searching Snape is a Jerk. Because he is, and you know it. <.<