A week or so ago, Heather and I were talking about how she’d received a ton of hits on her blog after mentioning the Gojo Hands-Free set. I didn’t even know what she was talking about for a while because I’d yet to see the really ridiculous commercial, but somehow it led to the following challenge.
Okay, here’s your post. A haiku challenge. Gojo handset has to be in one of the haikus, and you can take requests for others. Ask people for their weird search terms that they get hits from, then put them in haiku.
She may not have come right out and said it, but this is basically a dare. HOW DARE SHE DARE ME?!
This is why I asked you all for your best/weirdest search terms the other day. They’re going to be haikuified! Shut up, I can make words up if I want, it’s my blog. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t think I can do it, but I’ll prove her wrong.
Challenge accepted
Mrs Becoming Cliche
We’ll see who laughs last!
Since I don’t want this post to get too tedious, I’m going to space them out a little. I’ll work with five search terms this week, then do more on a semiregular basis. As this is Heather’s challenge, I’ll start with hers.
Search Term: Gojo hands-free handset
gojo hands free set
unnecessary product
with a stupid name
BUT WAIT! There is more!
it can hold up a laptop
I think I need this.
I wish I was kidding.
Search Term: Santa Pooping Down Chimney
Santa visited.
No candy or toys for us.
Just poop in the fire.
That of course has to be followed up with one submitted by Michael Cargill.
Search Term: Hitler North Pole
Santa arrested
for public defecation.
Hitler saves Christmas?!
Meg has been wanting to mess around with this term since he mentioned it a few weeks ago. I'm thrilled she finally had the chance.
Hmmm, we’re currently on a Christmas kick so I’ll take one suggested by Green Geek Girl over at Insatiable Booksluts.
Search Term: I hate xmas cats
I hate X-mas cats
with their tinsel-y whiskers
and silly cat hats
Actually, I think this cat hates *you.*
And finally (for this time), we have one from Tenneseean Historian Blogger at Surrounded by Imbeciles.
Search Term: What happened to Axl Rose in Nashville
Nashville, it’s your fault.
What happened to Axl? He
was fine when he left.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand, that’s enough for now. I’ll do more soon (it’s actually a lot of fun), but I don’t want you to get sick of my crappy pseudo-poetry too soon. Please try not to be too sad if you didn’t see yours here today. I promise I will get to more of them. Keep those search terms coming, I’ll work them in as I can!
