It’s Monday! Monday is now synonymous with Low-ku, whether I like it or not, right? I think Heather would be mad at me if I took a week off, so we’re going to turn a bunch of her search terms into haiku today. I think it’s only fair, since this was all her dare suggestion anyway.
Search Term: Jasper Phone Hale
Search Term: If Disney characters were real.
Crap, bouncing tigers.
With talking bears, whiny pigs?
Stay off LSD!
Search Term: elves wearing tee shirts saying I have aids
Ran into some elves.
They were all wearing the same
misspelled tee shirt. Sad.
Search Term: The genie with a dirty mind
For two thousand years
she was locked in that bottle.
Lots of time to think.
Search Term: Son bra
Pantene girls only
show up if you remember
to hook up the doll
In your race for power and glory, you forgot one small detail.
Back next Monday with more of everyone else’s terms. Remember to leave them in the comments if you have anything we might be able to use!
Thanks, Audrey! I was pretty pleased with how everything turned out today, too.
