Look, guys – we don’t mean to be snapebags or anything, but we kind of realized lately that we’re lacking in the necessary promotional skills to have a semi-successful blog. I mean, I’ve got this thingy hooked up to my twitter account (which you should all follow because I’m sometimes funny there in 140 characters or less), but I don’t even post on facebook – mostly because I haven’t really told many of my friends that the Snobbery even exists. I know. I suck. Anyway, we were hoping you could help us all out, and to do so we’ve come up with a list of reasons you can give why people should read us.
- We’re awesome.
- We’re super awesome.
- We think our awesome haiku/low-ku should be shared with the world.
- We have Trashy Tuesdays. Everyone should love Trashy Tuesdays. Everyone.
- Meg’s eyes are MESMERIZING. For realsies. Don’t look too close, she’ll hypnotize you.
You are getting sleeeeeepy! You want all of your friends to subscribe to the Snobbery...there's an easy little button for them to click on the side...
You’re all going to run right out and share us with the world now…right?
…L
