Look, guys – we don’t mean to be snapebags or anything, but we kind of realized lately that we’re lacking in the necessary promotional skills to have a semi-successful blog. I mean, I’ve got this thingy hooked up to my twitter account (which you should all follow because I’m sometimes funny there in 140 characters or less), but I don’t even post on facebook – mostly because I haven’t really told many of my friends that the Snobbery even exists. I know. I suck. Anyway, we were hoping you could help us all out, and to do so we’ve come up with a list of reasons you can give why people should read us.
- We’re awesome.
- We’re super awesome.
- We think our awesome haiku/low-ku should be shared with the world.
- We have Trashy Tuesdays. Everyone should love Trashy Tuesdays. Everyone.
- Meg’s eyes are MESMERIZING. For realsies. Don’t look too close, she’ll hypnotize you.
You’re all going to run right out and share us with the world now…right?