Meg-Ku

Sj cannot do

haiku this week. You are stuck

with me. Muahaha.

Here are some of my

favorite (weird) search terms from

the past week or so.

~*~

Pimpin Hagrid

Little did we know

that inside the umbrella

were Ray-bans and bling.

~*~

Is dystopian in high fashion

Absolutely. Saw

her in Vogue a while ago.

Looked kind of scary.

 ~*~

Girl snob pic

Ask and you receive.

Here is my face. I am sure

it made your day life.

~*~

Sleep is nice, slept like a dodo

Forget mattresses.

Lie atop a sharkicorn.

Sleep like a dodo.

~*~

Be sure to leave us your favorite search terms if you’d like to see them made into a nifty haiku poem!

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25 thoughts on “Meg-Ku

    • Thank you!

      I wish that I could take credit for that Hagrid image, but unfortunately I am not the maker. I wish I had thought of such brilliance.

    • One can be yours for just 93853948 easy payments of $19.99! All I’ll need is your credit card number, your mother’s maiden name, your social security number, and… ;)

      Sharkicorn’s are THE most majestic of beasts. I can’t think of another animal that rivals its august prowess.

    • Excellent! My mishearing those lyrics as “thunder chief” for a number of years pales in comparison to “dondo chief.”

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  2. Bahahaha, Swagrid XD Which image was Takei-pinned? Also, heh, slept like a dodo, it’s funny because dodos are … *gets stared at by Dodisharkicorn* … I mean, because dodos sleep so well! They invented beauty sleep! That’s what I meant, yep.

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