Meg-Ku

by Meg

Sj cannot do

haiku this week. You are stuck

with me. Muahaha.

Here are some of my

favorite (weird) search terms from

the past week or so.

~*~

Pimpin Hagrid

Little did we know

that inside the umbrella

were Ray-bans and bling.

~*~

Is dystopian in high fashion

Absolutely. Saw

her in Vogue a while ago.

Looked kind of scary.

 ~*~

Girl snob pic

Ask and you receive.

Here is my face. I am sure

it made your day life.

~*~

Sleep is nice, slept like a dodo

Forget mattresses.

Lie atop a sharkicorn.

Sleep like a dodo.

~*~

Be sure to leave us your favorite search terms if you’d like to see them made into a nifty haiku poem!

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25 Responses to “Meg-Ku”

  1. Well done, Meg! Pimping Hagrid has to be my favorite.

    • Thank you!

      I wish that I could take credit for that Hagrid image, but unfortunately I am not the maker. I wish I had thought of such brilliance.

  2. I want a sharkicorn! Just a magestic beast…

    • One can be yours for just 93853948 easy payments of $19.99! All I’ll need is your credit card number, your mother’s maiden name, your social security number, and… ;)

      Sharkicorn’s are THE most majestic of beasts. I can’t think of another animal that rivals its august prowess.

  3. Here’s my latest – Did Albert Einstein like cheese?

    Don’t tell SJ, but your ku’s are top notch.

  4. Oh yeah, there is also “AC/DC Dirty Deek and the Dondo Chief”

    • Excellent! My mishearing those lyrics as “thunder chief” for a number of years pales in comparison to “dondo chief.”

  5. I liked the SJ-’esque pose there!

  6. Pimpin Hagrid. Nice. That photo kills.

  7. Hey SJ!

    I am having a little contest over at my blog and I was wondering if you will be interested :)

    http://riatarded.wordpress.com/2012/03/29/the-uninspired-chronicles/ It’s called The Uninspired Chronicles and it’s basically about thinking of ways to overcome your creative funk!

    Nice haiku by the way :P I love Swagrid. In fact, swagrid has to be the new swag!

  8. Swagrid is lookin’ fly. I love this. I don’t know if you can make a haiku out of “Prawns Texting for Sex,” but you’re welcome to try.

  9. Once again I am gob-smacked by your collective and individual incandescence…

  10. I can’t even begin to tell you how happy the dodisharkicorn bed makes me. Excellent work today, my friend. Excellent work.

    <3

  11. Meg, this was awesome!
    The illustrations are epic!

  12. Bahahaha, Swagrid XD Which image was Takei-pinned? Also, heh, slept like a dodo, it’s funny because dodos are … *gets stared at by Dodisharkicorn* … I mean, because dodos sleep so well! They invented beauty sleep! That’s what I meant, yep.

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