Lazy Low-ku

by sj

I’m actually supposed to be working right now, and Meg has…whatever it is that Meg does when she’s not producing top-notch drawerings for me.  This means we’re taking the easy way out, and only turning a few search terms into haiku today.

Search Term:  Where does the last battle (c.s. lewis) take place in bon temps?  (submitted via email by the lovely Mandy at Adventures in Borkdom)

Louisiana
was once known as Narnia
That’s right, I forgot.

Search Term:  Teen bathing once a week, reeks.  (via Mom in the Muddle, submitted on twitter)

Pre-teens do this too.
Much like the wickedest witch
water makes them melt.

Search Term:  Is Neil Fallon Jewish?  (from our very own stats page, just yesterday!)

Neil has a new look
He’s left Clutch for his new band
Hasidic Acid

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27 Comments to “Lazy Low-ku”

  1. As always, I’m curious to know what some of these people were really looking for.

  2. Here’s one.

    Can I give my Kindle Fire back?

    People find me that way all the time.

  3. Work? I thought reading and blogging and hiding food was your job. And, I thought Meg was a professional picture-maker.

  4. I always get scary girl with glasses. Every. Day.

    • Hmmm, that one almost writes itself.

      It is weird that you get it every day. The only search terms we get with any regularity are Clan of the Cave Bear related…although “Jace and Clary pregnant fanfic” has been showing up quite a bit lately.

  5. I feel sorry for the parent of the reeky teen. Probably stepped inside the bedroom, decided you shouldnt be able to taste a room and stepped out again.

    I have a search term for you too: zombie apocolypse cake.

    Not sure what flavour it should be, but I want to make one.

    • My 12 year old is so stinky, it’s not even funny. Of course, I’m not ALLOWED to tell him that he’s stinky, because it makes him mopey. [sigh]

      I love any excuse to talk about the zombpocalypse. Adding it to the list!

  6. Hasidic acid is just funny. As a band or a poem, or even as an acid.

  7. Whoever came upon my site for bathing tips for their stinky teen was probably disappointed. I’m still dealing with a smelly nine-year-old who informed me last night that he hasn’t washed his face in five days. Again I took him to the bathroom sink and did it for him. Thank goodness he only admitted to not washing his face. Lovely low-ku and art as always, ladies.

  8. Okay,that last one was so random! Short but very sweet post. Happy Monday, ladies!

  9. That Narnia was jolly amusing.

    I got ‘mumsnet. not enjoying sex’ today. I hope they found my sarcasm helpful.

  10. Ah, dude, the HAIR!

    Also, obviously I had to google “psychedelic klezmer band.” Would you believe that there’s hardly any results at ALL? Of course, there’s the one for Sway Machinery, described as “traditional psychedelic klezmer afrobeat,” (from San Francisco – where else?) but actually they ain’t got nothin’ on Gogol Bordello’s video for Not A Crime, which is as close as any of us are ever gonna come (and that’s probs for the best, rly.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6daIP-tT2vI

    The only peculiar search term I ever get from my stats is “taking it in the ass.” Why does this lead to me? Because I made an art piece for a fabulous friend entitled “kicking ass & taking names.” Seriously, considering the amount of porn on the internet, somebody musta had SUPER SafeSearch on to get to lil ole me.

  11. Girls are such wooses when it comes to stinkyness

  12. Laissez les Narnia Bon Temps Rouler!

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