Before I get started yammering on about the drinkalong, I need to take a minute to recognize some TRULY EXCEPTIONAL captioning for our not-really-a-contest contest from the other day. Remember? We asked you to caption a photo and the best caption writer would win a ride on the dodisharkicorn. SUPER EXCITING, right guys? Right.
Here’s the photo with the winning caption:

Social classes we’ll rend in America
Tax breaks for our friends in America
Facts we will bend in America
Women’s rights we will end in America
Yes, that’s right! The person that got us started on the whole thing is the winner! Congratulations, Emma Wolf – we really loved your caption, and we hope you enjoy your ride on the dodisharkicorn!

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Guys, guys! The PENULTIMATE #PtBiB DRINKALONG! Man, I am so thrilled to be almost done with these. Not that it’s not the MOST FUN watching movies with you guys every Friday and playing drinking games, but…you know. I’ve had just about enough of Mr Jackson’s take on my Middle-Earth, thank you very much.
Anyway, you guys know the drill by now, right? Disc 1 of the Extended Edition of Return of the King (Tony, that’ll be scenes 1-36), rules posted below, yadda yadda yadda.
So Heather knows when to pause:
New Scenes
- The Voice of Saruman (4)
- Éowyn’s Dream (7)
- The Decline of Gondor (12)
- Cross-roads of the Fallen King (13)
- Sam’s Warning (16)
- The Wizard’s Pupil (22)
- Peregrin of the Tower Guard (25)
Extended Scenes
- The Finding of the Ring (1)
- The Road to Isengard (3)
- Return to Edoras (5)
- The Palantír (8)
- Minas Tirith (11)
- The Deep Breath Before the Plunge (14)
- Osgiliath Invaded (18)
- Théoden’s Decision (20)
- The Fall of Osgiliath (21)
- The Sacrifice of Faramir (28)
- Marshalling at Dunharrow (29)
- Aragorn Takes the Paths of the Dead (31)
- Dwimorberg – The Haunted Mountain (33)
- The Paths of the Dead (35)
- The Siege of Gondor (36)















