Can we all stop talking about it now?

by sj

Look.  I get it.  We’re all attached to the things we read/watched as kids.  We hate new things.  EVERYONE HATES NEW THINGS, I get it and I’m even guilty of it.

Can’t we all agree, though, that maybe this time the RAGING OVER OUR DESTROYED CHILDHOODS has gone a bit too far?  I can’t even count the number of articles bitching about how the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series has RUINED EVERYTHING, ZOMG by losing “Cowabunga.”

Dude.  Seriously.

It was kind of a stupid catch phrase to begin with.  No, I’m not saying that “Booyakasha” is any better.  It’s not.  But what the hell?  This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen the internet so furious over IN A VERY LONG TIME.

They did nothing to anyone’s childhood, except those children that this show is aimed at.  And you know what?  I watched it, AND I LIKED IT.

MY KIDS LOOOOOOOOOOOVED IT!  We’ve watched it at least three times since it premiered on Saturday, and it’s just as funny and clever each time.  It’s one of the better reboots or adaptations that has come out in the last ten years, and I’m not prepared to hate it just because a catchphrase I hated to begin with was dropped and replaced with something equally silly.

Because really, if you want to get technical about it?  Go read the original Eastman and Laird books.  They WERE NOT EVEN FOR CHILDREN.  There was swearing, tons of REAL violence and much bloodshed.  So, yeah.  Maybe your childhood was a lie anyway, and you should just shut it now.

Lets drop it, yeah?

And watch this scene of our turtle friends tasting pizza for the first time.

Yes, this is me. Recently. Shut up.

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38 Comments to “Can we all stop talking about it now?”

  1. Booyakasha sounds a bit daft, it reminds me of Ali G!

    I still remember going round to my friend’s house when I was 11, to watch a pirate copy of the first Turtles film. On VHS tape. Before it was out in the cinema.

    Man, those were exciting times.

  2. For some reason, I just don’t remember “Cowabunga” being a really, really, really meaningful part of my childhood even though I was a big fan. I suspect I will survive this change.

  3. I AM SO UPSET ABOUT A THING ON THE INTERNET SJ WHO CAN I COMPLAIN TO NOW PLEASE!!!1!

    Cowabunga, dude. Also, mekka-lekka-hai, mekka-hiney-ho.

  4. People just like to get mad and offended. See? Right now I’m getting mad and offended at people getting mad and offended. And it oddly feels good.

  5. I was too old for the first series, and too disinterested for the new one. I’m glad someone gets a good rage out of it though. You know it’s very cleansing for the soul. AND I’m glad that you and yours actually like it. It’s a bonus when you get two enjoy the old AND the new!

    • I think the new one is really cute. We’re actually watching it again. Heh.

      AND they were watching our pizza box DVDs of the original series last night! Everyone wins!

  6. Bwa-haha! I am old enough to have been angry at the first animated series & movie(s) because they were so far gone from the original black-and-white series which were such an underground hit. I first got into them with the Raphael micro-series and collected them as often as they came out during their jaunt to the Triceraton homeworld and there misadventures with Fugitoid. Super-violent, great art and some great stories. I was gobsmacked when Archie Comics bought the rights to TMNT and made them kid-friendly. I’d stopped buying them by then but was bemused & annoyed by it anyway.
    So:
    a) I am old
    b) I will be losing no sleep over the loss of “Cowabunga”
    c) sj, you give very good rage
    and
    d) interwebs, please SHUT UP.

  7. My childhood was a big fat lie.

    Poopsie didn’t go to live on a big farm with a bunch of his doggy friends?!?

    Sure my sister and I will go pick blueberries on Sunday mornings and Mom will make pancakes when we come back! Wait, that’s when you and mom had SEX? GROSS.

    Missing cowabunga is the least of this gal’s worries. ;)

  8. I DO so love a good rant! :D Nicely done! BANGERANG!

  9. Did not know this was a thing. Either I’m not paying attention to the correct trivial stimuli, or I’m incapable of irrational hatred. How, how, will I ever survive?!?

  10. Booyakasha? Why does that word ring a faint, distant tricycle bell in my head? I never even watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a kid…though I probably saw commercials for it… and I can easily imagine someone shouting “Booyakasha!” in a rad teenage turtle voice. Huh.

  11. It does kind of suck, but I don’t care enough to complain. They can remake stuff all they want and it will never be as good as when I was a kid. Haha! I’m fine with that.

    • It’s sad, though, cos I actually think some of the new stuff is pretty good. And then I re-watch the stuff from my childhood and I cringe.

      Like Thundercats.

      • YES. Thundercats, oy! Tried to re-watch that for the first time in 20-odd years when my oldest was a bit younger — thought she might like it but I wanted to see if things like Mumm-Ra might be too scary. Indeed, on re-watching, they probably were. Also, WAY TOO STUPID. My God, this show I used to think was just about the coolest thing going, was, in fact, not. Not even Panthro’s nunchuks remained cool. And as for Snarf…. ye gads. Gives a new meaning to the phrase “Suffering CATS!”

  12. I’ve not seen it, and probably won’t for a while. But yes, the people whinging about the loss of ‘Cowabunga’ are ridiculous. The Turtles have gone through so many tonal shifts over the years that to nitpick in this manner is to suggest that the version of the characters that you know should be the definitive one. I loved the 2003 series, for example, because it seemed to capture the spirit of the comics in a way that the heavily sanitised 1987 series didn’t. But that earlier series stood on its own and made the Turtles monumentally popular, and my own children – who have just started on the DVDs – absolutely adore it.

    I’m not opposed to change when it suits. High Fidelity works beautifully as an American movie of a British novel because the spirit is intact. I don’t even mind River Song referring to the Doctor as her husband. What *does* make me cross is the idea of Michael Bay rebooting the TMNT origin story so that the Turtles are extraterrestrial, which seems so far from the original source material as to be – well, if you’re pardon the pun, completely alien…

    • You know, I got all upset about Alien Turtles, too, until I read somewhere else that the turtles themselves weren’t going to be alien, but that the origin of the OOZE was going to be extraterrestrial. So, that kind of made sense to me, and I stopped worrying about it because that fits in with the comics, yeah?

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