Thoughts on Justin Cronin’s The Twelve

by sj

Once again I find myself unable to actually review this book.  Since it’s a newer release, I certainly don’t want to spoil it for those of you that are looking forward to it.  Seriously, there are no spoilers in this post.

I’m sure you remember my massively edited post for The Passage.  I did not particularly care for it [the book, not my post - dur].  Mostly because I felt that it was both too long and not long enough at the same time.  I realize that sounds rather contradictory, but what I wanted was for the author to take his time with things, instead of just plunging us into new things…but not to drag on with unimportant details.

Was The Twelve better about that?

Kind of.  It’s definitely not going on any end of the year lists for me – unless they’re super snarktastic – but it was shorter, so that counts for something, right?

No, but really, as I was reading, I realized what I think the root of my problem with this series is.

Justin Cronin’s primary background is in the literary sort of fiction.  In fact, he states in the introduction to the first book that The Passage was really only written on a dare from his (at the time) 8 year old daughter.

Indeed, if you look at the Amazon rankings for that first book, you’ll see that it’s #1 in LITERARY fiction for Kindle, and #2 in ALL literary fiction.

I’m currently reading Philip Pullman’s soon to be released retellings of some of the Grimm Faerie Tales (review on that in a few days), and in the introduction, he has this to say about why faerie tales work:

A good tale moves with a dreamlike speed from event to event, pausing only to say as much as is needed and no more. The best tales are perfect examples of what you do need and what you don’t: in Rudyard Kipling’s image, fires that blaze brightly because all the ashes have been raked out. The opening of a tale, for example. All we need is the word ‘Once . . .’ and we’re off.

I bring this up now (even though I intend to expand on it further when I actually review that book) because most of his introduction here was a kind of lightning strike to that section of my brain that always wondered “Wait.  Is there something wrong with me?  This is something that EVERYONE ELSE loves, why do I not?”

I realized while reading this book of faerie tales that  it’s just because I don’t like most literary fiction.

And therein lie my problems with Cronin’s The Passage series.  It’s another example of literary fiction disguising itself as genre fiction, and I can’t stand that.  You may (or may not) remember that this was also my problem with Charles Yu’s How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, that was literary fiction disguised as sf – this is literary fiction disguised as fantasy.

Yes, I realize that these books are getting all the props for making vampires scary again, and I can appreciate that.  I really can.  It’s about damn time.

But I’m too much of an unrepentant genre geek to enjoy it.  The story drags in too many places with too many revelations of motivations for actions that happened 500 pages ago, and by that point I’ve already forgotten what’s supposed to be being explained.

Will I be reading The City of Mirrors when it comes out in two thousand effing fourteen?  It’s likely.  But then I’ll just rant because I can’t remember anything from the first two, and I’ll refuse to re-read them.

[eta] Thanks to Heather for slogging through this one with me.  She made it almost bearable.

I do have spoilery things I want to talk about, but I’ll add them on at the end on goodreads where I have access to spoiler tags.

20 Responses to “Thoughts on Justin Cronin’s The Twelve”

  1. I’m not interested in this one..probably because I’m not a giant fan of fantasy? Or it could be that I’ve seen more than a few bloggers (trusted folks) give it a “meh”. I am interested in the new Grimm book though! Can’t wait to see what you have to say about that

    • Really? The majority of the reviews I’ve read have been 4 and 5 stars. I haven’t found many negative reviews at all. >.<

      Wait, you don't like fantasy, but you do like faerie tales? O.o ;)

  2. I don’t even know what I’m going to write about these books, aside from including links to your post in there somewhere.

    What are we reading together next?

    • Ha! I told Kate I’d try to read Gene Wolfe with her in November, but haven’t planned anything beyond that. I have a few ARCs I need to get through, I am just feeling kind of anti-everything right now, and realize that’s not fair to things I might otherwise like.

  3. Oh, dear frightening scary picture lady head person…
    You never fail to delight and captivate with your words about words.

  4. Oooh, can’t wait to see your review of Pullman’s Grimm collection!

    • <3

      Probably next week sometime. I'm too tired and this weekend will be too busy for me to get my thoughts together.

      • Oh, I totes understand. I have some posts I’ve been meaning to write for ages now, on the Conan Doyle stories and The Hobbit… I kind of want to review Sherlock before Halloween, and maybe some Daphne du Maurier… fun times!

  5. Since I can’t remember the first one at all (but I loved it), I wonder if I would like this one. Hmm. Curious. I’m wondering if you and I are mirror opposites with this series, and I’d be all “NO MEH!” with the second one? If I ever had time to read it?

    I would like to add my voice to the chorus of “I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT YOUR PULLMAN REVIEW” people, because DAMN am I!

  6. Oh boy. I don’t know what I will feel when I read The Twelve (because I do still want to read it even though I about threw The Passage across the room when we got to that break in the middle). It’s like I’m interested yet frustrated all at the same time.

    • Some things are resolved, but not really satisfactorily.

      Also, I don’t see a whole lot of people talking about this, but there’s a pretty triggery passage in this one that I wish I’d known about ahead of time. Keep that in mind going in.

  7. I didn’t like The Passage either. I can’t exactly put words to what I didn’t like about it. I didn’t really care about anyone in the book, except the little girl (I forget her name). I was unemployed at the time and it still took me 2 weeks to slog thru it (at a time when my average was 2 days/book) Overall, I just felt “meh”.

  8. I actually really it when genre fiction meets literary fiction. In the best examples, I find that you get the best of both worlds – a well-crafted, thought-provoking or immersive book with all the awesome genre stuff that I love.

    For me, The Passgae failed because it didn’t make proper use of it’s genre features (sf, horror) and the more ‘literary’ aspect was dull and full of unnecessary crap.

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