In case you weren’t aware, today is the 30th birthday of the booksluttiest bookslut of them all, Ms Susie.
She’s been asking ALL DAY what kind of cake she should make for herself. I hope she hasn’t figured it out yet, because I SOLVED HER DILEMMA!
I was commenting on Susie’s blog long before she ever even paid much attention to me, but I MADE HER LOVE ME because that’s kind of what I do.
I’m glad I forced her to pay attention to me because she’s part of my (growing, but still rather small) circle of friends that I can’t imagine not knowing. We even texted eleventy billion times a day during her recent trip to NOLA.
So, please, all join me in wishing Susie the happiest of birthdays.
Susie, your 30s will be way better than your 20s. Promise.
<3 <3 <3