‘First of all, I liked to lie a lot.’

by sj

mermaidsI’m going to assume that if you’re a woman currently between the ages of about 31-45 you’ve seen the 1990 Cher/Winona Ryder film Mermaids.  If you haven’t – WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?  GO RENT THAT ISH RIGHT THIS SECOND!

[ahem]

What I mean to say is that this movie was amazing.  Well, maybe not amazing, but it was amazing at the time.  It had very little to do with Cher, and instead focused on her young daughter, played by Winona Ryder before she started shoplifting and having songs written about her personal hygiene.

A lot of people who’ve seen (and loved) the movie had no idea that it was a book first.  I had no idea that it was a book first until my fourth or fifth re-watch when I saw the tiny little script saying that it was based on the book of the same name by Patty Dunn.

I decided then that I had to read this book.

So, um…fast forward about 20 years and I finally found a copy (thank you Open Library!).

It’s a super short book, not even 200 pages.  If you’ve seen the movie, I Double Dog Dare you not to read the entire book as if it’s being narrated by Ms Veronica ‘Heather would never use the word myriad’ herself, Winona Ryder.

I know that I did.

And that’s the problem, I think, with reading a book that’s based on a movie you already love.  It’s difficult (if not impossible) to separate the two.

I wonder if this is the same problem people have with LotR after watching PJ’s bastardizations adaptations?

REGARDLESS, I still found myself able to enjoy the book on its own, even if I was singing Jimmy Soul to myself the entire time.

This is very much a coming-of-age story (even if I loathe that term from the very core of my being), but you’ll find yourself empathizing with Charlotte and wishing that Mrs Flax would JUST GET HER SHIT TOGETHER ALREADY.  It’s totally worth the few hours you’ll spend on it.

Promise.

Go find yourself a copy of this book (but not from the link up there, cos I want Heather D to get it next), and listen to the thing I’m going to link to below.

I just found this today, and it makes me so happy (plus, CHER, SO IT ALL TIES IN TOGETHER!  Sometimes, I swear I’m the most awesome).

YoRWtFIW

You’ve seen this movie, right?  If not, you’re planning on reading the book, then watching it, right?  RIGHT?!

15 Comments to “‘First of all, I liked to lie a lot.’”

  1. going to look for the movie and book right now, just cause you said to

  2. Omigod, I LOVEEEEEDD “Mermaids!” It really IS amazing, even now. And you’re right, I didn’t know it was a book. I’ll add it to my to-read list. Thanks!
    ~N.

  3. This is one of my favorite movies ever. I can’t wait to read the book.

  4. I had no idea Mermaids was a book first. I’ll be reading it, for sure!

    • Fantastic! They did a really good job with the adaptation (what I remember of it), so if you liked the movie, you should be able to enjoy the book.

  5. This soundtrack was on heavy rotation in my mom’s car after we saw the movie and I used to have every song memorized. Thanks for finding the book (I didn’t know it was a book either)!

    • I LOVE the soundtrack to this movie! I knew most of the songs before I saw it, but I think one of the reasons I watched it over and over was the music.

  6. Well… what if I am not a woman and I am older than that?
    And I have just two words for you… LOTR and feety jammies… okay, that isn’t two words… but later today I am… never mind… I don’t want you to think I am tricking you again. You will see it or you won’t.

  7. I got the book, and I’m almost finished. Sadly, I’ve got a corrupted file, so there are parts missing. I don’t know how much.

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