“Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman…”

by sj

If you’re me, you go into a book like Fast Times at Ridgemont High thinking “Awwww, yesssss.  I can’t wait to see THAT LINE in the original context!”

Because this is a book that (apparently, just like me) you’ve seen the movie, but have been UNABLE to find a copy to read.

[sidenote: What is up with everything I really want to read being out of print lately?  I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH TO SPEND ON BOOKS AND RESELLERS ARE KILLING ME, MAN!]

When I was a senior in high school, I’d just moved from NW Montana to SoCal.  Most of my friends at my new school were ALSO new there.  That was how I knew J. and his little brother C.  J. and I had photography together my second semester, but after going to his house a few times after school, I realized that C. and I had a lot more in common.

He showed up one day in a Beastie Boys tee shirt that made me laugh.

aloha

And then he thought I was laughing at him for liking the Beastie Boys!  When I tried to explain that I was laughing at the back of the shirt, he gave a bit of a giggle himself and said he thought it was funny getting away with a masturbation joke at school.

It was then that I realized that he had no idea where that line had come from, or WHOSE VAN THAT WAS, so I made him watch Fast Times with me that same day.

He loved it.  Of course he did.  He was a 90s Spicoli (but with skating instead of surfing).  I sat next to him and mouthed the words to the ENTIRE MOVIE because…when I love something unabashedly, I read/watch/listen to it over and over and over again – it’s a thing I have, I don’t know.  Shut up.

Anyway.

fast timesAt that point in my life, I’d already seen this movie more times than I could count, and had already been searching for the book for at least five years.  This was one that I first saw at a very young age with my dad, and he and I were already quoting it at each other before I was 10.  Don’t judge, my dad’s awesome.

The book was NOWHERE.  I tried all kinds of interlibrary loans and searching every bookstore I EVER went to, but I couldn’t manage to get my hands on it (younger readers, this was way before amazon and even THE INTERNET were household things).

So, when I started to read Cameron Crowe’s ‘true story’ yesterday, it was after 20 years of looking for a copy of the damn thing.  I hoped I wouldn’t be disappointed.  You know, like – the movie is this ICONIC piece of the 80s for me and I just didn’t want to learn that it was SHIT compared to the book.

Luckily, that did not turn out to be the case.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (the film) is probably the most faithful book-to-film adaptation I’ve ever seen.

Yes, there’s more.

Yes, there are characters that don’t appear in the movie, and some characters have been condensed/compressed/combined into one, BUT the dialogue is effing SPOT ON.

Seriously, the only thing I was expecting to read (while the movie/soundtrack were playing in my head) that I didn’t find is the title of today’s post.  The scene below is one of my favourite in the entire movie, and while it happened, the lines here weren’t in the book at all.

BUT!  It was kind of no big because I was having such a FANTASTIC time with the rest of it.

Is this a book I’d recommend to everyone?  HELL, NO!  Is it, however, a book I’d recommend to major fans of the movie? HELL, YES.

Let me tell you why.

There’s an introduction by the author saying that he’d been an actual journalist from a young age (Seriously, he was young.  See Almost Famous for more information.), and that when he was 22 he approached the principal of Ridgemont High with the idea of going to school for a year as a senior, and writing about the experience.  This book was what came out of it.  So, we’re supposed to believe that it’s all a true story, but it doesn’t really come across as one.  It reads like a FICTIONALIZED ACCOUNT of what happened that year, because without being psychic, there’s no way that all of the details could have been filled in like they were.fast times fantasy

[ahem]

Maybe this stuff is true, but if so, the details were filled in by Mr Crowe, because there’s no way he could have known what SHIRT someone was wearing during a [ahem] private fantasy.  I don’t care WHO YOU ARE, no one is going to tell you that ish.

So.  Here’s how you go into reading Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

  • You are already a fan of the movie.
  • You do not expect a whole lot more than just a series of DVD extras.
  • You pretend that this is a novel, and not a ‘true story.’
  • You try to pretend that Spicoli was never played by Sean Penn because the real Spicoli is much younger than that, and nowhere near as awesome.
  • You (other than the scene mentioned above) are giddy with anticipation for reading MOAR INFORMATION about your favourite scenes that are coming up.

Finally – and this only has a bit to bear on the subject at hand, really, so feel free to skip to the comments section – I mentioned in an email to Amy today (and talked about it a little bit on Em’s blog a few months ago) that it’s kind of sad that we don’t have more books and movies today that discussed abortion in as frank a manner as this one does.  Today, we only get right or left-wing political bullshit.  Maybe we haven’t progressed as far as we’ve thought in the last 30 years?  I don’t know.

Then the conversation with Amy turned to her giving me messages from her dad about the next season of Survivor, so that has nothing to do with anything here.

TL;DR

Only read it if you already liked the movie.  Otherwise it’ll probably drive you crazy.

YoRWtFIW

26 Comments to ““Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman…””

  1. Cameron Crowe has lived a fairly charmed life. He got to do what he loved, write. Which turned into movies. And he was married for a time to Nancy Wilson, the extraordinary guitarist from Heart.
    His life was, and is, better than anything Spicoli ever dreamed.
    And since you mentioned Almost Famous, I can say from having been a teenager during the time covered in the film, he absolutely nailed it. The clothes, the language. It is a little spooky watching the film. It’s as if my yearbook came to life.

    • I love that movie, too. I wish he’d also written it as a book, so I could talk about it here.

      I had a bit of a jealousy crush on Cameron Crowe when I was younger, because I felt like he was living/had lived the life I wanted for myself.

  2. I have never seen this movie. *blushes*

  3. I need to watch this movie again. It’s been way too long. Also, I will always and forever love Cameron Crowe, because “Say Anything.” (Which, randomly, the internet tells me he is thinking of making a sequel to? I don’t know what I think about that. I don’t think that would be a good idea. What would Lloyd Dobler be doing in 2013? I certainly hope he wouldn’t be selling anything, buying anything, or processing anything as a career. He didn’t want to do that.)

  4. I am just not sure where to begin…
    Twenty years of searching is some serious dedication. I am impressed.
    It sounds like a book worth looking for, but I worry that if I find it more quickly than twenty years you will hunt me down.
    I agree with you that the film does a good job of presenting abortion as a fact. It neither supports or condemns it. It happened and the movie (not sure about the book) moves on without dwelling.
    I LOVE Almost Famous. I didn’t know Fast Times was a book until you mentioned it, nor did I know AF was not a book until you mentioned it. But I think AF would have been an amazing book.

    • I MIGHT be prone to a bit of hyperbole, I wasn’t searching the ENTIRE 20 years, but I always checked used book stores and thrift stores because I REFUSE to pay $40 for a paperback. FORTY DOLLARS! No, I just won’t.

      If you find it, I hope it makes you giggle like the movie. It totally worked for me and hit all the right notes. I won’t spoil things for you, but things with Stacy’s abortion happen a BIT differently in the book, but it’s still just a matter of fact thing. Yes, it’s difficult, but it isn’t the end of the world.

  5. I am ashamed. I have not seen this movie. But I just put it on my Netflix queue.

    “Maybe we haven’t progressed as far as we’ve thought in the last 30 years?”

    I think in some ways we have, but in others, no. When it comes to abortion rights, I think we’ve actually gone a little backwards (well, obviously. Roe v. Wade was supposed to make it legal everywhere, but now there is no clinic in Mississippi because it has been regulated out of the state). I think the pro-choice crowd got complacent after Roe v. Wade, maybe thinking it would be the final word on the matter. But the anti-choice crowd saw it as just the beginning.

    (Sorry, I know this wasn’t supposed to be an abortion thread. The lack of reproductive freedom [reproductive slavery?] makes me go all ragey.)

    • No need to be ashamed, I’m learning that this movie might not have been as far-reaching as I thought. (You’ve seen The Lost Boys, though – right? If you say no, I’m breaking up with you.)

      [eta] I agree that I think the pro-choicers got a bit complacent, and we’re still dealing with that today.

  6. I love this movie. I don’t know every line or anything, but it’s good times. I might pass on the book though, not being a superfan. Things I love about you and Amy: you can turn a conversation about Fast Times into a meaningful discussion on women’s rights. You rock.

    • Hee! My conversations with Amy are usually all over the place. Like I mentioned, we went from this to Survivor to talking about my oldest dropping the eff bomb.

  7. SJ,
    Fast Times… That is when I used to enjoy Cameron Crowe… And Sean Penn’s performance… I have a love/hate relation with CC…. I sometimes think he hits the note perfectly, but often enough, he pushes it too far. In We Bought a Zoo, I was thrilled that he partnered with Sigur Ros’ Jonsi. But the same thing happened again, at least to me: it went from a heartfelt story to something too syrupy for my own taste (take the scene where they are crossing the tree on Hoppípolla… vomit).
    Look at me indulging in a rant… And stop.
    Eric

  8. I haven’t seen this movie in ages, but I still remember some of the hilarious bits: Damone: ‘I mean, kids today don’t even listen to Aerosmith!’ or Mr. Vargas to Spicoli: “Are you in my class…?” “I am today, dude!” as well as the serious stuff — especially the consequences of the abortion.
    I’m embarrassed to say, I first got into “Fast Times” by seeing the TV SHOW — anyone remember that? With Ray Walston reprising his role as Mr. Hand, and Dean Cameron as Spicoli? I later saw the movie and read an excerpt from the book, and realized how much better they were than the show, which was cancelled after half a season.

  9. I’m sure sj already knows this, but for those who didn’t know: Almost Famous was loosely based on Cameron Crowe’s experience of travelling with LED ZEPPELIN in the 1970s. When they released their iconic box set in 1990, he was the one the approached to write the essay/history of the band for it.

    • Not just Zeppelin, but also the Eagles and the Allman Brothers, right? I thought Stillwater was, like, an amalgamation of all those bands in the movie.

      • Yes, I think that’s right. I didn’t know about the Eagles & Allman Brothers — that’s interesting too. ALthough it’s funny that they then used real people as characters in the movie, like Lester Bangs. That whole movie is an ode to loving music (among other things).

  10. Oh my God…I had no idea this was based on a book! I feel silly. And now I have one more thing on my TBR list.

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