Oh, FFS – I TOLD YOU Not To Go In There!

by sj

Me:  Oh, god, Amy. I can already tell that you’ll have to read the book I just started. I can TELL.

Me:  On second thought…wait, you like books that make you cry, right?baby_turned

Amy:  I LOVE books that make me cry. That’s in the book? That gave me chills!

Me:  YES!  The whole thing is handwritten notes and transcribed texts from the zombie outbreak.  It’s terrifying, thank goodness it’s daylight.

Me:  (an hour later)  I just finished. Holy shit. My heart is racing.

Dead Inside: Do Not Enter: Notes from the Zombie Apocalypse is NOT a zombie novel, so don’t try to read it like one.

This is all very confusing (even for me), so let me go back a bit -

There’s this social network, lostzombies.com, which posits that the zombie apocalypse is/has happen/ing/ed and they’re creating a documentary about this currently happening zombpocalypse, based on submissions from the community.  People make videos, they write letters, they stage photos, all set up to make the participants (and eventually, the moviewatchers) feel as if they’re currently in the middle of this thing RIGHT EFFING NOW.

While I don’t know that I’d be down for a full on immersion like some of these people, I was able to get into it for the hour it took to read this book.

It’s set up at the beginning with a vague timeline of events.  First there’s the flu, which is the first super-flu, and it mutates into the Campion Flu (heh, fans of The Stand will get a chuckle out of that, if nothing else), which is the zombie virus.  A handwritten note at the beginning explains that everything we find within the pages of this book was contained in the backpack of a little zombie girl that had to be put down.

It’s heartbreaking and breathtaking from its first pages.  It’s billed as being a cross between Post Secret (which ALWAYS makes me a little weepy) and World War Z (which has pretty much set the bar for zombie fiction), but it’s more of the former than the latter, I think.  At the end of WWZ, I had a feeling of hope for humanity.

Dead Inside:  Do Not Enter is rather hopeless and bleak.

Which was why it was perfect for a quick afternoon read.  If you read it too slow, it won’t have the same effect – but if you don’t pause to take note of the horrifying aspects of the things you’re reading or allow yourself to BELIEVE that this is currently happening…it just won’t be worth your time.

Not recommended for people that aren’t already fans of zombie literature, but HIGHLY recommended for those that are.

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28 Comments to “Oh, FFS – I TOLD YOU Not To Go In There!”

  1. I’m pretty sure that Comic Sans will bring about the zombie apocalypse.

  2. I cannot WAIT to read this one! Loading it on the Kindle for the theater tonight….NOW!

  3. I love the concept of the handwritten notes! I’m not a huge zombie book fan or anything but I want to read WWZ. This also seems like something I’d enjoy because I love the more realistic type of scary novels (like SKs Gerald’s Game), things that could maybe really happen. Those scare the crap out of me do the idea of handwritten notes kind of combined the zombie aspect with the “could maybe happen” aspect.

    • Yeah, the way it’s put together is a lot more powerful than if you were just reading snippets of text. I think part of the reason WWZ works so well is because of its documentary feel, which this also has.

  4. Hahaha, Campion flu. :D I also want to read World War Z despite being kind of indifferent to zombie books.

    • I like it because it takes place in the aftermath, chronicling the entire period – from outbreak until the time hope starts to spring anew.

  5. This looks really cool. I’m always torn on the Campions. Poor Campion and his family, but then again, thanks for bringing Captain Trips to the rest of us, folks.

  6. I…I…

    Oh god. I love metafiction and “compilation” stuff like this, but I think this novel would END ME in terms of never sleeping again.

  7. Comic Sans is pure evil. And not the good kind.

    I’ve still to finish World War Z. Not because of the horror giving me nightmares (although it does), but because of the heartbreaking accounts of human tragedy. I’m getting too soft with age. Or over-empathic or something.

    Which – annoyingly – means I’m going to have to stay away from this one.

    • See, what you said there, the ” heartbreaking accounts of human tragedy.” bit. It infuriates me when I see people dismissing it as “just another stupid zombie book,” when it’s so much more than that. WWZ was so uplifting. It gets better as you keep reading. Like, triumph of the human spirit and shit. ;)

  8. Comic Sans! Ha!

  9. I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON COMIC SANS.

    Ahahahaha!

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