Let’s pop some Bauhaus on the turntable and cut ourselves, yeah?

by sj

aftermathI have been…well, I wouldn’t say A FAN, but I’ve thought David Moody’s Autumn series was pretty good for zombie fiction since I read the first book a few years ago.  My main problem with Autumn was that I got the earlier, self-published version that was full of typos, weird sentences and wonky structure.  The series was eventually picked up, and given far better treatment, and that was one of the reasons I continued.

The first book scared the pants off of me.  Even with its horrible grammar and strange word choices (as well as some interesting punctuation), the story itself was FUCKING SCARY.  I know lots of people didn’t care for how slowly it moved, but the pacing was just right (for me) at building the terror.

So I read the rest of the books, I enjoyed the second and the third, but didn’t care for the fourth because it didn’t have anything to do with the characters I enjoyed reading about from the first three books.  I finally got around to reading the final book (Aftermath) this week, and…I was not impressed.

It wasn’t TERRIBLE, but it wasn’t really GOOD, either.  See, the main reason I read zombie fiction is because they scare me.  I THINK because my dad let me watch The Serpent and the Rainbow with him when I was FAR TOO YOUNG to be seeing such things (sidenote:  I watched it again a few years ago to see if it was still terrifying and I laughed my way through it.  That movie?  No longer scary at all.)

This book didn’t scare me at all.  AT ALL.  No, instead of spending my nights staying up reading and worrying whether the rustling I was hearing outside my windows was something of the undead persuasion trying to get in and feast on my flesh/brains, I finished reading thinking “What the fuck is this, WHY ARE THE ZOMBIES SAD?!”

Because they are.  Aftermath takes place over a series of months after the infection that killed most of the population in a matter of minutes, then caused them to reanimate, determined to get rid of the living because they were SO EFFING NOISY.  Here, the zombies are obviously tired of their non-living status, and they’re just moping around essentially asking people to put them out of their misery.sad zombie clown

I think it was supposed to be sad, but it just made me imagine a bunch of zombies sitting around in a basement, listening to 4ad and crying softly about how NONE OF THE LIVING UNDERSTAND THEM.

It wasn’t scary, it wasn’t sad – it was just ridiculous.  Much like that sad zombie clown over there that I just whipped up for you guys.  SEE HOW NOT SCARY THAT IS?!  That’s what this book was like.  I couldn’t stop thinking about how fucked up the whole situation was, that I was supposed to be FEELING BAD for the zombies and it ruined the whole series for me.

I’m not going to tell you guys what to do (even though I realize I’m usually the bossiest of bossypants), but if you’re thinking about reading this one – don’t.

Sad zombies are teh lame.  Seriously.

YoRWtFIW

14 Comments to “Let’s pop some Bauhaus on the turntable and cut ourselves, yeah?”

  1. You thought you were joking when you made that image, but your Sad Zombie Clown has already signed a development deal with CBS TV Studios. He’s getting his own talk show! ;)

  2. Angry and not-scared book snob is not scared, but angry.

  3. …the only thing more horrifying than Zombie Clown there would be if he was Black Velvet Emmett Kelly Zombie Clown.

    I’m going to go cry from picturing this.

  4. I think I will not read this. I have enough good things to read. Although sad emo zombies had me giggling uncontrollably today, so thank you for that.

  5. I won books one through four from Book Chick City last November. I’m looking forward to reading them, but I may have to skip Aftermath. It doesn’t sound like I’ll miss much. Great write up!

    • Thanks, Michelle! I definitely recommend 1-3, but 4 and 5 can both be skipped. The first three are kind of their own self-contained story, so if you go into it only thinking of them as a trilogy (there’s even a decent ending), you’ll probably enjoy them a lot more.

  6. Don’t! I really didn’t care for Autumn, and I’m pretty sure I had the fixed version because I don’t recall being put off by the punctuation (which usually happens to me, except, cough, while re-working on my own books after they have been to the copy editor)…I was put off by how they were just throwing gasoline around using the generator to watch movies like every night. And I once had the close acquaintance of an Englishman named Carl, who kind of reminded me of the Carl in that book and that was not good. I really enjoyed the whole Hater-Dog Blood-Them or Us series though. It’s pretty zombieish, but with better pacing for me than Autumn. I made a half-hearted attempt to see the movie version of Autumn to see if I enjoyed it more, but I quit. The sad-zombies, nosy-us idea from this book strikes me as a final attempt to add something interesting to the world of zombies, but it kinda sounds like how the zombies worked in Handling the Undead, which was well written, but totally sad to me, so I guess it made me sad instead of having the zombies be sad so now I don’t know what I was saying anymore.

    • I keep forgetting about the movie! I don’t know that it would translate well, cos there’s a whole lotta nothing much happening for a lot of the book.

      • Exactly. I was a little worried that it would exacerbate my irritation with the book. Watching a movie about people watching movies just isn’t the same without the MST3K commentary, and Autumn was another one of those books where I thought – the first thing to go in the zombie apocalypse is everyone’s sense of humor. Plus they might not cover that aspect of the book and just take a really long time every time they went for supplies.

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