“My name is Harold Emery Lauder. I do this of my own free will.”

by sj

the standI’ve always been a bit fascinated with the end of the world. I think it goes back to watching (seemingly) endless episodes of The Twilight Zone with my dad when I was little. I thought Henry Bemis had the right idea, and every time I saw his glasses break, a tiny part of wee sj died inside. Even before I wore glasses (first pair in second grade, yo), I just KNEW my luck would be like his, and that I’d not be able to while away my post-apocalypse reading because my lenses would shatter, or I’d go blind or something else equally horrifying.

Enter the original version of The Stand when I was ~10 or 11. I already knew that amazing badass Randall Flagg from Eyes of the Dragon (see more on my near-life-long-love-affair with the Walkin’ Dude here). Then a few years later, I got my hands on the “uncut” version (which I still think sounds dirty, why do we call it that?) and fell even further.

My goodreads buddy Chris wrote a pretty fantastic review of this book that says most of what I feel, but he also said something in the comments that made me shout “YES! THAT!”

“[it's] the standard against which all end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it-and-I’m-not-feeling-that-fine-thanks-for-asking stories are measured. Flagg is absolutely my favorite King villain of all time—They definitely did not habla fucking español—”

No other post-apocalyptic tale measures up to The Stand, probably not just because no one else quite has his finger on the pulse of the everyman like Stephen King does, but also because none of those other books have a villain like Randall Flagg.

None of those other books have a Stu Redman for you to fall for along with Frannie; none of those other books have a Harold Lauder for you to shake your fist at in frustration; none of those other books have a Larry Underwood you’re HOPING will fulfill his nice-guy-after-all potential; none of those books have a Lloyd Henreid or a Trash Can Man with whom you can not only sympathize, but EMPATHIZE as well.

They may try, but they just don’t cut it.

(Justin Cronin, I’m looking at you.)

I especially love that we’re allowed to think evil was truly defeated until the last few pages.  What can I say?  I’m a sucker for a not-so-happy ending.

Part of the fun of re-reading all of Unky Steve’s work this year is reading them with Heather (because she’s a first timer to a lot of ‘em), and seeing her reaction to scenes and characters that haven’t been new to me in ages.

Watching her progress with The Stand was just as entertaining as I had hoped it would be. I knew before we even started who she’d love, who she’d hate, and which parts would make her exclaim.

It’s fun knowing a book inside and out like this, but I’m a little wistful I’ll never get to read it again for the first time.

Sidenote:  I’ve read this book while sick before, but this week – for the first time – everyone around me was sneezing and coughing, while I stayed healthy.  It added a completely surreal element to my reading, that I hope to not experience again.

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36 Comments to ““My name is Harold Emery Lauder. I do this of my own free will.””

  1. Read this one in highschool and while I remember it being very good, I seem to have lost all the of the detail. Must revisit.

  2. I liked the fact that – for a change – I knew exactly what you’d been reading from the title. Normally I’m a little slow to catch on.

    I love this bloated old thing. It manages to be strong on character despite its length. The scene where Nick comes across the young girl who suggests having sex there and then (“Why not? I’m on the pill”) is bitterly accurate in its pragmatic approach to the end of the world. (Curiously enough my favourite sequence in Watchmen is also a sex scene – the one between Dr Manhattan and Silk Spectre – because it’s so, so true to life, despite its obvious metahero context.)

    I remember watching the miniseries and thinking that they’d drawn the characters exactly right, with the exception of Flagg, but that the rest of it sucked…

  3. I have never read the uncut version. I must treat myself soon. This is the best of Stephen King’s work.

  4. I really must read Stephen King. Never read anything of his, except for a short story. So many books to read! (Oh, and I love Twilight Zone too…that episode…gah, my WORST NIGHTMARE (not literally, but yeah).)

  5. I love that you read it while sick. I read it while I had the flu. So surreal! And I heart Stu.

    What did you think about the mini-series?

  6. I mowed through The Stand the first time in three days (the uncut version–by the time I read it, it was already out). I couldn’t put it down, and lucky for me, it was summer vacation, so I had unlimited time to read. I don’t know that I’ve actually read it all the way through ever since.. I would just pick it up and read here and there, whenever I was struck with wanting to read a particular passage.

  7. This post is the wonderfulness for many reasons.

    “Time Enough at Last” is my best of the best of “Twilight Zone” eps. It makes me cry every time I watch it (and I watch it every time it’s on.) This is clearly a sign we are meant to be friends.

    I love that somewhere you were reading “The Stand” and I was reading “The Stand” and we were loving it for the same reasons without knowing each other yet.

    Nick is one of my top literary boyfriends. Not Rob Lowe’s Nick, Stephen King’s Nick. He’s one of those characters I keep looking for in real-life people and I keep finding real-life people lacking.

  8. His name SHOULD HAVE BEEN Harold Fuckery Lauder, although I ended up feeling kind of bad for him, actually. Huh.

    <3

  9. Man, when people are sick around you while reading this, it’s creepy as hell. I have only read the uncut version, not the original, so I have no idea what wasn’t included in the first version. I’m really glad he released the rest of it though. I didn’t feel any parts that were too extraneous for it.

    Excited for the drinkalong!

  10. You guys (I’m looking at you, SJ and Heather) are well on your way to making me pick up The Stand again. Believe me, I didn’t put it down because I wasn’t liking it. It was just one of those, ‘something came up’ moments. Maybe I’ll make it my long term reading project because, frankly, after loving The Passage and you two (yes, you) saying that The Stand kicks ass and takes names with it, I really must experience that for myself. Maybe I should wait until I’m not sick though. You think?

  11. I remember being KNOCKED OUT by this book when I read it the first time. It’s been much too long and I really should re-read it!

  12. I tend to steer away from the horror genre (and consequently a lot of Stephen King reads), it just gets into my head a little too much. But I’ve been wondering for a little while now if The Stand is more my type of read and been meaning to pick it up. Thanks for sharing your thoughts on it!

  13. “I’m a little wistful I’ll never get to read it again for the first time.”

    There are several books that I feel like that about and The Stand is definitely one of them.

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