Baby, Can You Dig These Memes?

by sj

Today I’m super happy to bring you a guest post by the always fabulous Susie of Insatiable Booksluts. This is the last post about The Stand you’ll see here for a while now, I promise.  - sj

~o~

kmart

So, I ended up missing the drinkalong for The Stand. I know. I was the most sad. I was all set to drink and watch it when my husband was all, “Hey, let’s have a romantic date weekend.”

And I was all, “But, The Stand.

And he was all, “Italian food and a hotel room with a king-sized bed.”

And then we were both nomming carbonara, drinking pink champagne, and watching LOTR: The Two Towers on cable in a giant bed. And having maybe the best . . . uh . . . . carbonara I’ve ever had. (That’s code. I’m not really talking about the carbonara, although it was pretty good.)

What can I say? I love you guys a lot, but my husband knows all of my weaknesses. Like mountains of pasta.

So, that’s what came up in my world while you guys were watching The Stand. But see, here’s the thing–a couple of days before the drinkalong, I got Photoshop-happy and made a whole bunch of memes that I planned to post during the drinkalong. And because I wasn’t there, I didn’t get to post them. So, I asked sj–”Please,” I said, “please can you post my memes even though I skipped out for Italian food and nooky movies on cable?” And sj was like, “Geez, I guess I could post them for you even though you totally skipped out on the drinkalong like a jerk. But only because they’re funny. Kinda.”*

*This conversation may or may not have actually happened this way. Okay, it didn’t. POETIC LICENSE or something.

So, here they are, only a little over a week late.

GEEZ WAY TO GO FAMILY MAN

GEEZ WAY TO GO FAMILY MAN

You mean we're both totally immune to the superflu? AWESOME

You mean we’re both totally immune to the superflu? AWESOME

spacemen

abigaildroppedtheball

BUT WE’LL HANDLE IT, THAT’S COOL

Of course, many of them focus on everyone’s favorite character of all time, Randall “Redneck Fabio” Flagg.

totaleclipse

flaggmulletflaggheygirl

bloodoutofdenim

hotnotcreepygym

skincancer

This is totally appropriate considering the next drinkalong that is happening.  In related news, I AM PSYCHIC.

This is totally appropriate considering the next drinkalong that is happening. In related news, I AM PSYCHIC.

didntloveme

flaggplansawry

Also, I’m pretty sure “demon Flagg” was crafted with leftover Ferengi parts:

ferengi

He’s an ALIEN. That explains EVERYTHING.

And of course, how could I let that ending slide without poking just a little fun?

scumbaghandofgod

God always did want to play Vegas.

handofgod

ravensbomb

abigailspelling

hugeghost

academyaward

Sidenote: The sexiest part of this movie was a young(ish) Ed Harris quoting Yeats. I could watch that all day.

11 Comments to “Baby, Can You Dig These Memes?”

  1. Flagg’s monster face totally looks like it came from the set of Charmed. And it probably did. I’m pretty sure he was vanquished with some toilet water or something.

  2. Awesome memes! And I’ve seen enough fake Flagg to last a lifetime now. Ew!

  3. These are great! I think the “shocked when plans go awry” and “I need to call my agent” are my favorites.

  4. OMG this was so funny and I don’t even know what it’s talking about!

  5. Now I want to touch the mullet, just so I could be a part, albeit a small part, of these photoshopped stills.

Comments make us happy. Leave lots of comments. Just don't be a snapebag or you'll face the wrath of dodisharkicorn and your comment will be deleted. Or we'll make fun of you. Or both. Probably both.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,029 other followers

%d bloggers like this: