Actual conversation -
Me: I know you also hated the HBP movie, give me suggestions for this drinking game tomorrow, cos I can’t come up with anything other than “DRINK EVERY TIME SOMETHING DIDN’T FUCKING HAPPEN.”
Mel: OH GOD, THAT FUCKING MOVIE.
I don’t even know. I mean, that’s really what I hated. Nothing fucking happened. It was like just two fucking hours building up to Snape easily slipping away from murder while his pals ran alongside him, giggling.
Drink every time you consider switching over to QVC.
I’ve seen this movie exactly ONE TIME. In the theatre. And I’ve probably said this before, but am too lazy to check and see if I’m repeating myself, but this is the movie that made my dad swear he’d never watch anything Harry Potter related with me ever again. Because I was SO. ANGRY.
Because it still makes me mad (and ZOMG, YOU GUYS! You have much ranting in store for you tonight!) I couldn’t even come up with a decent list of rules. Twitter was NO HELP cos you guys are all jerkfaces (but I still heart you), so I decided that tonight is all BONUS ROUND. Pick your rules (please, only a few – I don’t want any of you passing out or going to the hospital because of me I DENOUNCE ALL FUTURE LIABILITY, OKAY?), and bring your memes.
Tweetchat seems to be sometimes up, sometimes down, so!
So…this should be fun, right? See you all there!