Wow, you guys.
I thought I had seen it all as far as spam comments went.
Yeah, that was before I found the THREE THOUSAND WORD comment caught in my spam filter.
Yes, you read that right – 3,000 words. 3,202 words to be precise.
It is, like, the master spam comment. It has every single spam comment you’ve ever received ALL IN ONE COMMENT, ZOMG.
Let’s take a look, shall we?
Aw, Leon! You ARE awesome! Thanks for ones marvelous comment!
WOW! Your blog roll AND your RSS? I am SO FLATTERED!
Wait, Leon. I thought you’d just found me? But now you’ve been
stalking following for a while? Which is it? I think you really need to get your act together.
OH. MY. GAWD. SO META!
I WILL! Thanks so much for all the fantastic comments, Leon! You’re my new favourite spammer, for suresies.
Oh, but…I guess he wasn’t done yet? He wrapped up the most epic comment in all of spamdom with this:
I know it is, Leon. I know it is. But thank you for saying so. It really means a lot.
If you’re interested in seeing ALL of leonisawesome.com’s spam comment to end all spam comments, you can click on page two! (I just learned how to do that, I feel so fancy.)
Have any of you had this happen to you? I am so confused. Poor Leon is probably going to lose his job as a dirty spammer after this. [sadface]
ps. If you like this post, you can thank Susie for making me write it.
ps². I went looking for spammy/meat curtains for this post. DO NOT DO THAT GOOGLE SEARCH WITHOUT SAFE SEARCH ON. I am serious. And if you do it, DON’T BLAME ME because I warned you.