Posts tagged ‘Parenting’

December 3, 2012

Not So Bah Humbug

by sj

I always do what Heather tells me.

Okay, not always.  And this wasn’t even directed at me, specifically, but I know her and she’s very sneaky about getting what she wants…so it probably WAS directed at me, but she won’t ever come right out and say that.  Because that’s how she is.  Except for when she’s not.

So, by now I’m sure you’re all wondering just what I’m on about.

If you’re not already following the fabulously talented Heather D, pop on over to her blog today and read what she’s got to say about getting into the Christmas Spirit.

Now, I’m never full of holiday cheer (see last year’s post on the subject here) so, frankly, trying to come up with something for #6 on Heather’s list has had me in minor panic mode all day.

If you’re too lazy to click over there, this is what I’m referring to:

6) Share your memories. I love to talk about favorite Christmas memories. Bringing back the magic of my childhood warms my heart. Find someone to share your stories with, and listen to theirs. In fact, what I want most for Christmas is for my friends and loved ones to write out their favorite memories for me.

I had a mini-meltdown (they happen frequently when I’m sick) trying to come up with happy Christmas memories.  I don’t have many from my childhood, which is probably one of the myriad reasons I don’t care for this time of year.

See?  Magic.

See? Magic.

I almost decided to talk about the few years that we had season passes to Disneyland when my boys were younger, because the Magic Kingdom truly is magical in the winter, but passed that by in favour of a different story.

I’m warning you, now, though, it starts out a little sad.

5 or so years ago, I lost my job the week before Christmas.

At the time, my husband was recovering from an injury he’d received while on the job, and mine was our only income.  He stayed home with the kids, and I had a really good job that I’d been at for close to 6 years, but there were issues that I don’t need to go into here and now that led to my being fired right before the holidays.

Strangely for us, we’d already gone a bit overboard for Christmas that year.  We don’t generally go all out, but this year we had.  Most of the gifts we’d purchased ended up being returned or exchanged for their less elaborate counterparts.

I was totally distraught.  I’d been expecting to have a great Christmas (for once, something better than what I’d grown up with) and even though I’m usually not a commercial BUY ALL THE THINGS, BUY THEIR LOVE! type of parent, I’d wanted my boys to have ONE YEAR where they actually got the things they’d asked Santa for, damnit.

Anyway.  Fast forward to Christmas morning.

The oldest, of course, ripped into everything and exclaimed how much he loved everything (but this is the kid that was excited for receiving a BIG TUBE! one year, because he didn’t even think to look INSIDE the tube).

The littlies were mostly enthusiastic about the paper (smallest boy was only a little over a year old at the time)…until middle son opened what was LITERALLY the last thing purchased and wrapped.

A box of crayons and some colouring books.

He started colouring immediately.  He spent the ENTIRE DAY in his chair with his “colours” and didn’t want to eat or take a nap.  He just wanted to colour.

I’d been in tears the night before, not only because of the stress of losing my job, but because I felt like a crappy parent that couldn’t do anything nice for her kids for the holidays.  Watching his excitement and intensity with what amounted to a $3 gift is what brought me out of my holiday depression that day.

Sometimes, when I’m feeling particularly down at this time of year, I look at this picture of him and remember how very little it takes to make him happy.

And then I try to be more like him.

November 20, 2012

You’ll get nothing and like it.

by sj

This is the kid that did “kung fu moves” while decorating the tree last year.

Me:  Hey, we should write letters to Santa, shouldn’t we?

6y/o:  YES!  Here’s a pen!

Me:  No, I meant you should write it.

6y/o:  Santa can’t read my handwriting.  You write for me, please?

Me:  Well, since you said please.

Me:  Okay, how do you want to open this?  You can’t just say “Bring me ALL THE THINGS!”  Santa likes it if you’re polite when you’re asking him for things.

6y/o:  I don’t think Santa cares about that.

Me:  …

6y/o:  Just in case.

Me:  Wait, don’t you think “very good” is a bit of a stretch?

6y/o:  Are you saying I HAVEN’T BEEN VERY GOOD?  MOMMY!

Me:  No, I’m just saying that might be overkill.  Also, “please bring me-”

6y/o:  Mommy, you can write your own letter.  This is mine, okay?

Me:  Fine.

Me:  Wait, like those web shooters you got a few years ago for your birthday that ended up ALL OVER the ceiling fan?

6y/o:  Yes.  Those were the best.  Tell Santa I want 2.

Me:  I think that’s implied by “shooterS,” don’t you?

6y/o:  Yeah, I guess.

Me:  Okay, what else?

6y/o:  A new Spongebob punching bag.  Since [7y/o] BIT A HOLE IN MY LAST ONE.

Me:  Are you trying to get [7y/o] in trouble with Santa?

6y/o:  NO!  …  Okay, maybe.

Me:  How about we just write a new punching bag?

6y/o:  Okay, but I don’t want Spongebob anymore.

Me:  All right, what next, dude?

6y/o:  I want a remote control car that has REAL working headlights.

6y/o:  Mommy!  That doesn’t say REAL.

Me:  No, I know, but Santa will figure it out.

6y/o:  I don’t think he will.

Me:  Will you trust me on this?  Which one of us knows Santa?

6y/o:  [dubious glare]

Me:  Come on, can we finish this up, please?

6y/o:  Fine.

6y/o:  No.  I said TOY STORY 2.  I don’t see a 2 there.

Me:  You know, if you wrote this yourself, you wouldn’t have to worry about me getting it right.

6y/o:  No, I guess that’s okay.  Will Santa know that Toy Story 2 is my favourite?

Me:  Of course he will!

6y/o:  Okay.

Me:  What?  You don’t even WATCH that show anymore!

6y/o:  I know but [sister] does!  If I ask Santa for something that is for HER then he’ll bring me more stuff because I’m being so nice.

Me:  I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way, bud.

6y/o:  Too late, you already wrote it!

Me:  [sigh]  What else?

Me:  Dude.  I’m pretty sure if Santa brings you that, you won’t be getting much else.

6y/o:  I know, that’s why I asked for a bunch of little things first.  If the thing I want the most is last, that’s what Santa ALWAYS BRINGS.

Me:  You’re too tricksy for your own good.

6y/o:  I know, I am the BEST at letters to Santa!

Is anyone else already tired of the holidays?

November 1, 2012

Please allow me a few moments to doubt myself.

by sj

Like that time he asked for a blueberry cake with red frosting.

I realized this morning the real reason I have continually put off participating in NaNoWriMo, and it’s not just because I have this massive fear of failure.

Tomorrow is my youngest son’s birthday.  He’ll be 6.  In all the rush to get Hallowe’en costumes ready, and stressing over what the hell I’m going to write about starting today, his birthday was kind of put on the backburner.  It wasn’t until he got up today and ran over to the calendar tacked onto the fridge and shouted “TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY!” that I realized how little I’m prepared for it.  There are still gifts to buy and…I don’t know – something to plan.  Maybe a cake to bake.  He never really eats cake, though, even when I make it exactly like he wants.

…and then, next week is husband’s birthday.  And while we as adults never really celebrate our birthdays, I still want to do something.  Luckily, his birthday always falls near the release of a new Call of Duty game (seriously, the last several years, that’s been his gift – talk about ease of shopping), but I’d like to do SOMETHING for him.

Oh, and the week after that is middlest son’s birthday.  So.  Of our family of 6, half of them have birthdays in November.

Plus, there’s Thanksgiving, and that takes 2 days of preparation (I do all the baking, shut up – it takes forever), plus the actual stupid holiday, plus all of the clean up.

Add onto all of the birthday stuff trying to write 50,000 words in 30 days, when almost a week of possible writing days are already taken by other previous things, and…well, that’s why I’ve never attempted it before.

I’ve managed to write close to 800 words so far today (not including however many this post ends up being).  I hate most of them.  I also am no longer so in love with this idea I had that I was ZOMG SO EXCITED about.  I actually think it’s kind of stupid and don’t even know that I want to write it anymore, but I feel like I did all of this outlining and reading in preparation that I SHOULD write about it.

Honestly, I know all of this is just me being down on myself.  I truly am afraid of failing.  I wish I were one of those people who signed up for NaNo under a name no one knows so that if I won, I could be all “SURPRISE, LOOK WHAT I DID!” but if I failed, I wouldn’t have to admit to anyone that I’d even tried.

[sigh]

I’mma just go curl up in a ball on the couch and try not to hyperventilate for a bit.  The kids are all running around screaming right now, anyway, and I can’t even muster up enough the enthusiasm to yell.

April 16, 2012

Lazy Low-ku

by sj

I’m actually supposed to be working right now, and Meg has…whatever it is that Meg does when she’s not producing top-notch drawerings for me.  This means we’re taking the easy way out, and only turning a few search terms into haiku today.

Search Term:  Where does the last battle (c.s. lewis) take place in bon temps?  (submitted via email by the lovely Mandy at Adventures in Borkdom)

Louisiana
was once known as Narnia
That’s right, I forgot.

Search Term:  Teen bathing once a week, reeks.  (via Mom in the Muddle, submitted on twitter)

Pre-teens do this too.
Much like the wickedest witch
water makes them melt.

Search Term:  Is Neil Fallon Jewish?  (from our very own stats page, just yesterday!)

Neil has a new look
He’s left Clutch for his new band
Hasidic Acid

December 22, 2011

Santa Said…

by sj

…that she was a little angel.  I don’t care if he says that about every little girl that sits on his lap, it was true about mine.  <3

It's a good thing daddy took her, I wouldn't have been able to coax a smile like this from her.

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