We’ve been experiencing some technical difficulties which are heavily and negatively impacting our traffic flow. Since we think it’s kind of pointless to put a massive amount of time into a post no one will look at, here’s a post about my guinea pig just in case you happen to stumble onto our blog. We hope to be back to our regularly scheduled (slightly less ridiculous/furry) daily posting whenever this problem gets fixed. Until then… (EDIT: They’ve now been fixed. Thank you WordPress techies!)
This is my rodent. He’s named after one of my favorite men who acted in Monty Python skits/movies/etc.
Meg: I’m very disappointed that no one has guessed [GUESS NAME HERE]‘s name in the comments of yesterday’s post. It’s a wonderful name. A great name -
Meg: THE BEST name for a guinea pig. I should have done a gratuitous guinea pig shot.
sj: You could totally post that. We can do stupid posts for the next few days.
Meg: Yessss. I could do a “since nobody guessed yesterday” post. Snapeit, I want to talk about my rodentdendron!
sj: Hahahahahahaha! [GUESS NAME HERE]
Meg: LORD [GUESS NAME HERE] Squeakums Geoffrey Squeakertons Bigglesworth-Wigglesworth Esquire, the First.
Meg: I just add to it every time I’m amused by a name. There was a Bartholomew floating around in there a few times, but it just wasn’t working out for [GUESS NAME HERE].
He’s coming for you.
sj: OMG. OMGOMGOMG.
Meg: He’s a model.
sj: He’s staring right at meeeeeeeeeeeee.
Meg: Look at his little frown.
sj: Omg, [GUESS NAME HERE] has blue steel down.
(A few minutes later.)
sj: Snape, Meg, how much does he weigh?
Meg: Haven’t weighed him. At least 3 pounds. I have 3 pound weights and he’s heavier.
(Awkward lack of response.)
Meg: HE’S BIG BONED OKAY! He squeaks at me when he’s hungry. I can’t not feed him he looks up at me with those beady little eyes. I consider getting him out of his cage an arm workout.
sj: Hahahahahahaha! This conversation is cracking me up. Like, wheezy Muttley laughter.
me: This could totes be a post.
And now it is.
I will remind you that a correct guess will earn you a ride on the dodisharkicorn’s back. This is a prize to be coveted. You might also get a ride if you leave cute pictures of your pets in the comments. Two rides if you own guinea pigs.
Now guess his name or he’ll eat you.
He’s always hungry.
UPDATE: And we have a winner! Byronic Man – you correctly guessed Lord Cleese’s name. Here is your prize good sir: